Funny Joke

[Glaken]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"


The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day!

 

[Tulsa]

For a man that knows wines that is surely racially insensitive. But, I don't care. THAT IS FUNNY!!!!! LOL tulsa

 

[Tulsa]

Here is my best joke...which is sad in it's own way, cuz it's the best I've got:


A guy goes into his doctor's office. He says, "Hey, Doc, ya gotta help me!!! I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!! I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee!!"

His doctor looks at him firmly and says, "Guy, you gotta relax. You're too tense."


tulsa

 

[Roxygurl]

:lolBIG: :lolBIG: thats great glaken.its not insensitive at all. its more insensitive to be a white guy in colorado pretending to be an indian and spouting crap to impressionable students. keep em coming guys screw sensitivity.

 

[Glaken]

You wanted insensitive - heres a new one

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We
have always naively thought that it had something to do with their
religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian
Embassy in Washington, D.C.

When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On
her wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he
has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in
the United States.

 

[johnskelington]

Ok so a one legged dog walks into a bar................

 

[aceduecetrey]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a red spot on their foreheads. We
have always naively thought that it had something to do with their
religion. The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian
Embassy in Washington, D.C.

When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On
her wedding night, the husband scratches off the red spot to see if he
has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in
the United States.

Glaken- I like that one!

 

[aceduecetrey]

My favorite from playboy this month.......

A third grade teacher asks the class who can spell the word " straight", A bot raises his hand and spells the word after the teacher calls on him. She then asks him for the definition and he replies..." Without Ice"